Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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