dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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