When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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