New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
