lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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