so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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