Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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