chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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