This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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