Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
that is very illegal...i love you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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