11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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