I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My pussy is not your playground.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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