awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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