How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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