quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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