mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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