With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
