so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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