just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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