apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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