quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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