I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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