I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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