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so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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