Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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