does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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