Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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