I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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