i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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