i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
