My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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