I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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