dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
