so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I need a hoe opinion
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS