I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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