Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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