My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize