I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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