I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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