my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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