what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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