my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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