i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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