I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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