Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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