Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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