Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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They are going to name an STD after you.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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