Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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