do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Randomize
