I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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