therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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