S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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