We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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