never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Enjoy the penises
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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