Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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