I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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