My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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